Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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