Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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