I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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