Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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