yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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