The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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