love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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