it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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