And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I miss vodka workout Fridays
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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