I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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