Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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