Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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