Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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