We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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