..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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