Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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