She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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