So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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