Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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