You smell like stripper and shame
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
honey bunches of taint.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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