Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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