she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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