who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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