Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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