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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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