Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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