When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Will exercising make me less horny?
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