Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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