You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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