Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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