loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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