my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
