i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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