You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
two words: eviction party
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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