I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Sponge bath it is.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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