Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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