Can Purell be used as lube?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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