Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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