About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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