What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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