I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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