hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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