maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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