Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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