So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
