He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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