She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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