I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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