Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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