After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I supernannyed him into submission
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