these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i love accidental penises.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize