So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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