: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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