The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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